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Sunday, May 1, 2011
International Day of Human Space Flight
Hi, I am reporting live from Baikanur Russian Space Center. Today April 12 is the annual International Day of Human Space Flight as it was declared this year by the UN in the in honor of the fiftieth anniversary of human space flight. On that day 50 years ago Yuri Gagarin - the first man to ever fly into space-boarded Vostok 1 and made the first outer space flight around the Earth, that shocked the world. Before Gagarin Russians sent to Space two dogs named belka and strelka, what means in english squirrel and arrow. Belka and strelka were two huskies. Strelka later gave birth to six puppies, one of which was given to Caroline Kennedy, daughter of U.S. President John F. Kennedy,
You would be hard-pressed to find a comparable achievement in human history. Gagarin realized one of humanity's oldest ambitions, and his flight on the Vostok rocket marked a unique technological breakthrough.
You would be hard-pressed to find a comparable achievement in human history. Gagarin realized one of humanity's oldest ambitions, and his flight on the Vostok rocket marked a unique technological breakthrough.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
joke and a ''did you know''
Joke
A blonde and a brunette are walking in the park.
Brunette: Hey look a dead bird.
The blonde looks up at the sky and says''Where''.
Did you know that the average person eats about 63 tiny spiders a year.
Did you know that flies taste with their feet and have about 200 eyes.
Did you know that on the last shrek movie the makers lost 2million dollars.
If you have any comments feel free to post them.
A blonde and a brunette are walking in the park.
Brunette: Hey look a dead bird.
The blonde looks up at the sky and says''Where''.
Did you know that the average person eats about 63 tiny spiders a year.
Did you know that flies taste with their feet and have about 200 eyes.
Did you know that on the last shrek movie the makers lost 2million dollars.
If you have any comments feel free to post them.
Evening News- Joke
A blond and a brunette are watcing the 6pm news. A man is about to jump off a building when it goes to commecial break.
Brunette:I bet the man will jump off the building.
Blonde:I bet he won't. I'll even bet 5 dollars.
Brunette:Deal.
The commercial break ends and the news comes back on. They see the man jump of the building.
Blonde: Aw, okay, you beat me fair and square, here's the 5 dollars.
Brunette: Its okay, don't give me the money, I cheated.
Blonde: How?
Brunette: I already saw it on the 1pm news. I knew he was gonna jump.
Blonde: Well I saw it too..
Brunette: If you saw it why didn't you bet he was gonna jump off.
Blonde: He did it once and got hurt, I didn't think he was gonna do it again.
Brunette:I bet the man will jump off the building.
Blonde:I bet he won't. I'll even bet 5 dollars.
Brunette:Deal.
The commercial break ends and the news comes back on. They see the man jump of the building.
Blonde: Aw, okay, you beat me fair and square, here's the 5 dollars.
Brunette: Its okay, don't give me the money, I cheated.
Blonde: How?
Brunette: I already saw it on the 1pm news. I knew he was gonna jump.
Blonde: Well I saw it too..
Brunette: If you saw it why didn't you bet he was gonna jump off.
Blonde: He did it once and got hurt, I didn't think he was gonna do it again.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
canadiens vs caps
Well... the games against caps didn't go very well. First of all, the players have no offence. Second, WHAT THE HECK were the canadiens doing. All they did the whole game was turning over the puck and then they would go to Carey Price and tell him why he didn't save the shot. Hellooooooo. The caps take shots direct in canadiens players but do they block it, NO, they move away. Man if you guys could send price where at least the players are good and they won't complain when Price let's in a goal...
send price to the ALL-STAR GAME and put him where he belongs at
http://vote.nhl.com/
send price to the ALL-STAR GAME and put him where he belongs at
http://vote.nhl.com/
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
canadiens playing tonight
caps in 4th place and habs in 14th overall it'll be an intense game because Price has great stats this year and ovechkin is horrible this year so habs have a pretty good chance at it.
Go Habs Go!!!
Go Price Go!!!
Go Habs Go!!!
Go Price Go!!!
Monday, December 27, 2010
Welcome to Nick's NHL Blog
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Nick
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Nick
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