A blond and a brunette are watcing the 6pm news. A man is about to jump off a building when it goes to commecial break.
Brunette:I bet the man will jump off the building.
Blonde:I bet he won't. I'll even bet 5 dollars.
Brunette:Deal.
The commercial break ends and the news comes back on. They see the man jump of the building.
Blonde: Aw, okay, you beat me fair and square, here's the 5 dollars.
Brunette: Its okay, don't give me the money, I cheated.
Blonde: How?
Brunette: I already saw it on the 1pm news. I knew he was gonna jump.
Blonde: Well I saw it too..
Brunette: If you saw it why didn't you bet he was gonna jump off.
Blonde: He did it once and got hurt, I didn't think he was gonna do it again.
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